Hands up who stayed sober for dry January. Here are 100 other ways to say your drunk 

Now dry January is over time for filling February.

Here are  other words meaning drink…

Under the influence

Half-cut

Tired and emotional

Drunk as a skunk

Bibulous

Woozy

Tanked up

Intoxicated

Bevvied

Paralytic

Arseholed

Rat-arsed

Under the influence

Merry

Inebriated

Troattered

Beer goggles on

Fucked-up

Bladdered

Mashed

Three sheets to the wind

Pissed

Trollied

Shit-faced

Laggo

Plastered

Battered

Off their face

Titted

Floored

Spinning without moving

Hammered

Fucked

Tipsy

Merry

Pissed as a fart

Buzzed

Wasted

Away with the fairies

Well oiled

Half-cut

Comfortably numb

Off their head

Drunk as a lord

Drunk as a judge

Drunk as a newt

Slaughtered

Lashed

Off the wagon

Seeing double

Trashed

Zombied

In his cups

Ripe and ready

Lubricated

Wankered

Blotto

Wellied

Totally and utterly carparked

Pished

Mullered

Sloshed

Loaded

Blitzed

Chemically unbalanced

Squiffy

Sozzled

Buggered

Blootered

Transfused

Blathered

FUBAR (Fucked up beyond all recognition)

Out of their tree

Off their tits

Beered up

Fooked

Rubbered

Boiled in the bag

Leathered

Lagered

Pyjama’d

Fuddled

Stewed

Top-heavy

Overcome

Can’t lie down without holding on

Fallen from grace

Crapulent

Messy

Xylophoned

Annihilated

Fanny-bawed

Destroyed

Greased

Interplanetary

Rinsed

Shit-canned

Vulcanised

Wrecked

Drunk

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